June 2012
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
me: you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
Dancing at a party →
wowfunniestposts:
Expectation:
Reality:
this blog is epic
If you are looking for a sign not to kill...
people: you have to be more lady like
me: suck my dick
I think one of the best feelings in the world is when someone remembers something you said. Whether it was something from yesterday, a week ago, a month ago.. It’s just like, “Wow, you actually listen to me.”
brothatsfunny:
I owe my biggest, most wholehearted Fuck You to you.
When someone changes the song just before the good... →
wowfunniestposts:
and you’re like:
this blog is epic
lookinforhotbf:
imagine if i liked someone who was my age and lived in the same town as me and actually liked me back
whitekanye:
the guy ab mirror picture is the male equivalent to the female duck face
Breaking News: White people are awkward →
wowfunniestposts:
but don’t worry, it can happen to anyone
just embrace the awkwardness
this blog is epic
gayteenss:
starkassembled:
zeldea:
why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit
Because Fahrenheit starts with an F for FREEDOM, not a C for COMMUNISM
F could also stand for fuckery. Because I doubt that the USA is as free as they try to make you believe.
When you're telling a funny story to your friend.. →
wowfunniestposts:
you can’t even talk because you’re like:
and your friends is like:
funniest blog ever
When you answer someone's text and they don't...
auscausko:
