• expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
  • reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog

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  • me: you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop
Jun 04. 87 Notes.

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Dancing at a party

wowfunniestposts:

Expectation:

Reality:

this blog is epic

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If you are looking for a sign not to kill yourself, this is it.

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anthagio:

Katy Perry LITERALLY just faked a tweet to make it look like someone actually wants to go see her movie…

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  • people: you have to be more lady like
  • me: suck my dick

I think one of the best feelings in the world is when someone remembers something you said. Whether it was something from yesterday, a week ago, a month ago.. It’s just like, “Wow, you actually listen to me.”

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(Source: airbender, via sex)

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brothatsfunny:

I owe my biggest, most wholehearted Fuck You to you.

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Jun 04. 5 Notes.
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